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missl0nelyhearts:

Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus
Fucking hell yes
If someone showed up at my house wearing one of these they wouldn’t be wearing it for long, or ever again, because I would take it off of them so that I could wear it.
"USE YOUR WORDS!"
— John Green, on how to let someone know you like them. ^-^ (via
xoxosarawr)
“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.”
lyssaloveless:
- John Green
"So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavour, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays."