Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus
Fucking hell yes
If someone showed up at my house wearing one of these they wouldn’t be wearing it for long, or ever again, because I would take it off of them so that I could wear it.
"USE YOUR WORDS!"
— John Green, on how to let someone know you like them. ^-^ (via xoxosarawr
“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.”
- John Green
"So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavour, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays."